Every day until the election I will think of a person that I would vote for in the presidential election before John McCain.
Today I am fully endorsing The Geico Gecko. He's friendly, he's helpful, and looking to save people money in these hard financial times. Now I know what you're thinking. "He's just a CGI, cold blooded reptile. They only live a few years." Now it is true that most geckos only live a few years but this plucky little guy has already far outlived most of his scaly bretheren. But should the unthinkable happen, I'm confident that his running mate, the Taco Bell Chihuahua will serve out his term admirably. We will be one nation under burritos, with chalupas and hot sauce for all.
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